Handwritten Fortune Scroll
Handwritten Fortune Scroll
Sometimes the present is unbearable. The foggy future seems friendlier. When you imagine tomorrow, are you filled with solace? Fear?
What's to come is an illusion, a cunning and tempting promise of relief. There is only the here and the now.
A fortune scroll brings no enduring respite, but it may help you imagine a tolerable present. Like that feeling when your kitty comes over and presses her head against you without being summoned (and she's not even hungry!!!). Or the smell of guavas puckering on a tree. Or getting stoney on a warm summer night with your pals when it doesn't feel like anybody wants anything from you. You're just chillin'.
*sidenote: there is no legitimately warming future in a late-stage capitalistic white supremacist militarized police patrolled hell-scape where Everybody suffers and suffers and suffers so that like 8 loser boys can land another helicopter on their stupid yacht. check on your friends. call out racist and misogynist and classist behavior. have Big Loves for the poor, the elderly, poc, women, queers, other marginalized ppl.. and LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*second sidenote with chiller vibes: If you are suffering, I hope some art soon makes you glad you are alive. I love u my friend*
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
All preorders will be shipped on Thursday, November 10th, 2022.
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Accessible Pricing
Accessible Pricing
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